I've seen some weird industry scandals in my time, but this report, via News Corp Australia, might just take the cake (or the chicken, as it were):...

Seven years ago, high schoolers Zach Zarembinski and Isabelle Richard both experienced a traumatic brain injury, leaving them in a coma at Regions Hospital in St. Paul, Minnesota....

https://www.axios.com/2025/11/29/black-friday-retail-sales...