Dystopia - looked it up. Perhaps Cacotopia describes SF more aromatically. Also, Caco-holes rather than shit-holes; it sounds far more presidential.
Denmark is pretty strict about dog-poo bags. Pavement skids are far fewer. Before then, an old uncle would cocktail-stick little foreign flags in each brown pile he came across.
Little blue-mule flags along SF streets' poo might get similar recognition.
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