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Seattle Maths Test

  1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

  1. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, What is the street value of the rest of his hold?

  2. DeShawn pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick. How many tricks per day must each ho turn to support DeShawn's $800 per day crack habit?

  1. Darius wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?

  2. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, How many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

  3. LeRoy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, How much money will be left when he gets out?

  4. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet. How many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

  1. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knockedup?

  1. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a boa constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake on one week's income?

  1. Marvin steals Joe's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?


not even a system of absolutes such as mathematics is safe from SJW's


So instead of accepting reality, they see this as a problem which HAS to be fixed. what a classic

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2019-52-We 04:52:41 am

so instead of accepting reality, they see this as a problem which HAS to be fixed what a classic


That's Numberwang.


Subtracting the lived experience of PoCs only leads to the multiplication of bigotry by sowing the seeds of division - The addition of an ethnic (and feminist!) lens to mathematics is clearly long overdue.

And don't even get me started on the malicious cultural appropriation inherent with a white supremacist patriarchy known for its rampant islamophobia using Arabic numerals without properly praising the Prophet!

Progressivism + Poisons = Everything


(1 single parent + 3 dependent children) - (1 education + minimum wage job) = free welfare for life

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2019-40-We 06:40:52 pm

(1 single parent + 3 dependent children) - (1 education + minimum wage job = free welfare for life


Math is racist when the world uses indian numerals ok.


It is beyond clear that lazy people want society to break down to the most basic level because putting in any sort of effort is too taxing. Video games should essentially play themselves. Engineering and science is too difficult for some people to understand, so it must be deemed racist ... somehow. Jobs need to hire underqualified people and high salaries because merit is sexist ... somehow.


You just let me know when some African witch-doctor gets a satellite into orbit, then we can talk about your "counter-sciences."
Otherwise, feel free to stop using our "racist science" that gives you smartphones, over-priced coffee, and terrible political ideas...


Ummm no. It only oppresses blacks. Black Americans to be exact. Other people of color such as Asians, Middle Easterners, Indians, South Americans do great in math.

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