FACEBOOK CEO Mark Zuckerberg is rumoured to have a secret 'panic chute' in his conference room which he can use to flee the building as quickly as possible. Last year, the security plan for Zuckerberg and his family cost $10 million(£8 million).
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Why is he so afraid?

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Nail his tie to the desk and hit the button. Problem solved.

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There is zero chance of anything happening to MZ, from those that know what Facebook is up too. He is just a front man, and harm done towards him would do absolutely nothing to Facebook or the nefarious acts it's involved in. It is a deep state op, and the real controllers remain hidden. #Qanon #PSBArmy #WWG1WGA

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He gets threats once per week?!!!!! Surely that's wayyyy low. I know before I deleted my socials that, whenever I was actively commenting, I got more than that!!!

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He knows he is evil.

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Good, I hope he doesn't get a good nights rest until the day he sunsets.

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In the land of fruits and nuts , I don't blame him.

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zuckerberg is a pussy guilty of crimes against humanity in need of being hanged to death

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It will not be safe for them once the truth is out...... #WWG1WGA

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This brings the "jumps through window and runs towards the coutnryside" meme to a whole new level.

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