What a bitch. How many dildos does she have in her top drawer? Would she appreciate someone blasting those all over the internet?
What a wretched bitch. And just look at those painted on eyebrows! God, she's not even a 6/10. 4/10, maybe 5 if she didn't make herself look like a surprised clown.
Love some of the comments on the site: "Perhaps she should have offered him the real thing" and "Just had a thought, what does she use, banana, cucumber".
Bet she has carrots and zucchinis in her fridge that have condoms on them.
Sounds like envy at being a less worthy hole than a bar of soap.
You like dirty dick hon? That's a dick cleaning soap bar. Filthy cunt.
That is pretty gross. But I don't see how it's news.
That is pretty gross.
Masturbation is normal. Who cares if he uses a bar of soap? Why does this article exist and why am I on it?