Madonna is out with her first album in 4 years, which means it’s time for her to wear something ridiculous, like a sequined eye patch, and say outrageous things for publicity, like that Jesus would agree with abortion.
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If Madonna got close enough to Jesus to hear what he was saying, she'd burst into fucking flames.

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Jesus would take one look at you and say "Demons, begone."

Why does this Kabbalah witch care what Jesus says? Kabbalah has lots of nasty things to say about Jesus.

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Madonna is now a theologian. Where in the pages of Sacred Scriptures or in holy tradition does she get proof of her doctrine?

Since it is found nowhere in Christian belief, she must be taken as a liar.

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No, Jesus would not be cool with a woman or anyone else killing an unborn baby.

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Get thee behind me, satan.

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I think that any presumption on the part of Madonna to speak on behalf of Jesus was forfeited a long time ago.

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Just because you went to high school with Jesus, it doesn't mean you know what he thinks.

#OldBag

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Likely high school dropout*, Madonna Louise Ciccone is an expert in nothing and an attention whore. She certainly doen't know much about Jesus or religion. Jesus would never call for murdering babies, you dolt! So sad for her.

*On a show called American Bandstand with Dick Clark in 1984 she proudly proclaimed "No No, I was born in Detroit, and I am a famed high school dropout." Sometime in 2017 or thereabout she wrote in Instagram "I was born in Bay City Not Detroit. And i did not drop out of high school in fact I went to University Of.Michigan." Who cares? She acts and seems dumber than a high school dropout, almost in "Cher" territory.

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She's a testament to the veracity of communicable diseases.

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Thou shalt not kill, nor do anything like unto it.

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