If your penis is discharging blood, don't shove a tampon up it. Go to the clinic.
P&G Exec 1: What does it mean to be "inclusive?"
P&G Exec 2: It means we can up our sales by selling to the mentally ill and the woke.
You REALLY can't make this shit up, what a fucking WORLD we have dealt ourselves! Less than.01% of the population CONTROLLING all the rest! There are TWO, count em, TWO genders, everything ELSE is MENTAL ILLNESS that severely needs TREATMENT, PERIOD!
It's not truly woke marketing until it comes in NBA team logos.
What do you expect? P&G owns Gillette. Sick bastards!
I can imagine a bunch of hairy 6 foot tall dudes shoving cotton up their asses....
Okay, here's a question. Will transgenders who buy tampons they don't need be exempt from the pink tax, since it might be considered a luxury item in this case?
That's right ladies. We're taking over MENstruation too. They're going to start making them in black and leather. Because men menstruate too.
We don't just get periods. We get the whole fucking colon.