Didn't we already ban pipe-bombs? didn't that solve the pipe-bomb problem?
Seems like the Elite are worried that even a good dog will bite if kicked once too often.
Regarding the batmobile video ad: Apparently they know their customers will be those socialist barons from Norway....
Ok so their cars will be reinforced but remember the Hamptons are lowlands and not easily defensible
This is why you need a .308 for the Boogaloo.
Then it comes out that hackers can switch-off the brakes, lock the doors, and turn it into a deathtrap.
Why do you need an assault vehicle?