Once while in the UK, I was lucky enough to get tickets to the Rugby League grand final in Twickenham. After the game we went to this fantastic bar in Winchester, while I was there two girls both pinched me on the ass.
It's taken years of therapy, but I am slowly recovering from my ordeal and one day I hope to be able to walk unassisted to the letterbox to retrieve my mail.
Inappropriately TOUCHED her??!? WTFSMHZOMG!