Shouldn't New Zealand just put up "No Volcano" signs and legislate that volcanoes can't have high capacity magma chambers?
Kiwi Globos will be demanding massive tax penance for the CO2 their volcanoes are spewing into mother gaia's sky
Quick!! Ban all semi-auto firearms !
It's called "White Island" ? Just the name alone is terrifying and has triggered an eruption in me.
Racist island explodes. There...fixed it for ya.
Greta Thunberg: "How Dare You!"
Active Volcano Tour! First developed by PT Barnum, but he dropped it because, well, he was a con man, not a murderer.
Why doesn't this slut have her head covered?