Legendary Star Trek actor William Shatner is set to become the oldest man ever in space as part of the second crew to travel with Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin.

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The atmospheric vehicle launches. Fire and thrust jolt it upward. After few minutes William notices that the rocket is curving as opposed to going straight outward.

William: Hey, Jeff why are we leveling out and not going further outward.

Jeff: Because if we go any further we'll collide with firmament and explode.

William: What? A firmament! What's that?

Jeff: Didn't read the contract before taking the trip?

William: Uh, no. I just signed it.

Jeff: The earth is flat you idiot. The contract is a non disclosure to keep it under wraps. Look out side the window.

William looks outside from inside the atmospheric vehicle and scratches his head. "What I am looking for"?

Jeff: The horizon dummy. Its at eye level. Do you see a curvature?

William: Damn you're right. There's isn't any.

Jeff: We need to get fish eye lens ready on the cameras and get a bunch of photos. It'll bend the horizon and creating a curve. Then we show the public and tell them we visited space.

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Can they continue on to go to where no man's gone before?

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