This is America kiddies we have more guns than people, although, now that they mention it I could use some more bullets. As far as reading books, I got one y'all can read, well it's not so much of a book as it is a pamphlet. It's called the Bill of Rights, go brush up on that before you brainless wonders lecture me about books and bullets. Now go torture your parents.
Tit for tat: we must then also listen to conservative's children who know evil butt fucking baby killers when they see them.