"U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers assigned to El Paso Sector found more than a half-pound of methamphetamine inside the vagina of an alleged drug smuggler.
CBP officers assigned to the Paso Del Norte Port of Entry on Thursday encountered a woman approaching on foot from Mexico for entry into the U.S. Officers identified the woman as a 32-year-old U.S. citizen"
Foreign nationals dropping an anchor on US soil, are under jurisdiction of their nation of citizenship. That is why when a foreign national is arrested for a crime in our nation, law enforcement is legally required to notify an embassy that has jurisdiction over that foreign national.
Damn! That's a big cooter.
Holy Crap! Having sex with her must be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor and hoping it hits the wall.
That's a big snatch, I mean stash.