What. The. Actual. Fuck?
Fair play to his defence brief for adducing reasonable doubt, I guess.
I do hope that he doesn't "slip and pull" some boiling oil over "himself".
"his wife Mavis slipped and pulled a deep fat fryer over herself."
Very believable tbh women are useless
The whole premise of the case appears to have been on the call made to her mate.... erm.... if he was there, I'd assume he'd call an ambulance - and she phoned a friend and not an ambulance?
I am surprised he got off from this tbh. Many men over recent years have been convicted for much less. But then there's no Alison Saunders CPS anymore.