Morrisons re-introduced Covid Wombles on Saturday morning.
Clearly, they were tipped the wink that Lockdown 2 was coming.
Riddle me this: shop staff have been working all the way through this, uh... pandemic. Right through its "peak, and for most of that time unmuzzled, around unmuzzled customers.
Why aren't they all dead?
Do as your told...there's a good boy...
or we'll use words like 'crackdown' again!
If the worst happens, one can always lose Plod by taking a detour down the doughnut aisle.
Safety Marshals: How is this not akin to a "Morality Police"?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_religious_policehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guidance_Patrol
Morality Police: Wear the Niqāb, whore.
Safety Marshal: Wear the Mask, covidiot.
Not as if I needed another reason to avoid Asda.
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