"I think the public thought it'd be easy to catch a tiger. But it wasn't. At all," Houston Police Cmdr. Ron Borza said.
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"I think the public thought it'd be easy to catch a tiger. But it wasn't. At all,"

Super fucking easy. Just hitch a goat to a fire hydrant and use a stick to prop up one of those big cardboard boxes over it. Tie a string to the stick, then hide behind a bush until it comes to eat the goat.

Then PULL the string, the box comes down, and BINGO... tiger caught.

#peoplearefuckingcattle


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2021-45-Su 03:45:28 am

"I think the public thought it'd be easy to catch a tiger. But it wasn't. At all,"

Super fucking easy. Just hitch a goat to a fire hydrant and use a stick to prop up one of those big cardboard boxes over it. Tie a string to the stick, then hide behind a bush until if comes to eat the goat.

Then PULL the string, the box comes down, and BINGO... tiger caught.

#peoplearefuckingcattle

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