WW3 started the day after the Brexit referendum - luckily I was shopping at Tesco that morning and missed it. The economy also went into recession but luckily I slept through it. Trump was impeached within 6 months of taking office but I didn't watch the TV that day and must have missed it. Trump started WW4 in North Korea but I probably missed it due to my afternoon snooze. Trump started WW5 in Iran a few weeks ago but I had a hospital appointment that morning so didn't see it. The world burnt to a crisp last year due to 'global cremation' but I was busy working night shifts so fortunately didn't get to experience it.