Mike Dissenter is discussing:

The manufacture and sale of fur products is now banned in California, according to new legislation signed over the weekend by Gov. Newsom. 

Dear Governor Nuisance,

You are off to a great start but please also ban the following in your state (there is no time to waste):

beef chicken veal celery tomatoes brussel sprouts kale lettuce onion garlic water clothing peanuts olives coffee tea soda paint nail polish hair spray indoor plumbing locks of any type (they are racist) pets glasses and contacts fake hair real hair