You are off to a great start but please also ban the following in your state (there is no time to waste):
beef
chicken
veal
celery
tomatoes
brussel sprouts
kale
lettuce
onion
garlic
water
clothing
peanuts
olives
coffee
tea
soda
paint
nail polish
hair spray
indoor plumbing
locks of any type (they are racist)
pets
glasses and contacts
fake hair
real hair
Dear Governor Nuisance,
You are off to a great start but please also ban the following in your state (there is no time to waste):
beef chicken veal celery tomatoes brussel sprouts kale lettuce onion garlic water clothing peanuts olives coffee tea soda paint nail polish hair spray indoor plumbing locks of any type (they are racist) pets glasses and contacts fake hair real hair