Jon Arbuckle is discussing:

The Sperminator strikes again — this time donating his seed to an 18-year-old who lives in an East Harlem shelter. Her daughter, due July 12, will make it number 50 for the serial sperm donor.

GUYS GUYS! Wait a second.. Re-think this. He's tricking the feminists. He's pumping round after round of his red blooded American seed hollowpoints all through the shittiest places ever. He sees a wasteland and he's johnny appleseed. Propagating his bloodline wherever it will take root. These terrible broads would just poke a hole in a rubber otherwise and enslave yet another guy to the rigors of paying some nasty broad to play candy crush and watch television all day. Like a fucking mockingbird, he's getting others to raise his army.

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