Just to let you know, Microsoft word has a way for you to control the AutoCorrect feature: Click on 'File,' then 'Options.' That will set up the Word Options window. Click on 'Proofing' on the list to the left. You'll find (might need to scroll) a button labeled 'AutoCorrect Options.' Click on that, and you'll have all the ways you can control how the AutoCorrect Feature works, and when you would allow it to kick in or not. Translation? You'll be able to disable the Newspeak Mode.