Upon hearing the news that the Onion had been sold off yet again this past week, the Babylon Bee has decided to step in and help the floundering satire site by lending them one of its two jokes.
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Five people have been busted in the shooting of Judge Steven Meyer and his wife — including one who has an active felony case with nine charges in the jurist's court....
Fugitive Ryan Wedding, wanted for allegedly orchestrating a witness murder in Colombia and trafficking cocaine to the U.S. and Canada, was apprehended, sources say....
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