Upon hearing the news that the Onion had been sold off yet again this past week, the Babylon Bee has decided to step in and help the floundering satire site by lending them one of its two jokes.
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According to insiders, the new Supreme Leader of Iran has applied for asylum in the United Kingdom as he suddenly no longer feels safe in his own country. Citing the steep rise in bombs falling on Sup...
Democratic Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett said Monday that a fugitive killed days earlier by Dallas SWAT officers after he pulled...
Rep. Jasmine Crockett insisted she "followed all protocols" in hiring a fugitive security guard who had a criminal history and was under federal investigation when he was fatally shot in a standoff wi...
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