CAMBRIDGE — Following years of painstaking study about the nature of the afterlife for those who do not go to Heaven, theologians have confirmed that Hell is a nightclub where you keep yelling that you want to go home but your friends can't hear you over how loud the DJ is playing Nicki Minaj for all eternity.
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Famed "Jeopardy!" champion James Holzhauer returned to "Jeopardy! Masters" on Wednesday and made a couple of hilarious remarks, earning lots of laughs from the audience and his fellow contestants....
